lonelyphoney asked: Man I'm so funny. A panda bear walks into a bar and orders some food from the bartender. Sits down and eats his meal. After panda bear finishes eating, he stand up, pulls out a gun and shoots up the bar. As the panda is walking out of the door, the bartender asks him, "What are you doing??" The panda bear turns and says, "I'm a panda bear, look it up." So the bartender looks up 'panda bear' in the dictionary and finds that it says, "Panda bear: eats chutes and leaves." (Eats, shoots, and leaves

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